harry / 19/ chicago / nyc / cool / acting student / 6'3 / hazel eyes / tanner than you / lavender hair
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diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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Literally wearing army pants and flip flops to my therapist right now

the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

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stunningpicture:

Apple of love

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

lanadelwhore:

officialmamajune:

omg who is this girl

it took me like 5 minutes to realize she was saying chain and not churn

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

OMG so jilted right now cuz there was a huge bug with scorpion like pinchers on it crawling in my bathtub and I was like what the fuck so I didn’t wanna do the old tissue punch so I started scooping handfuls of water from my sink to my bathtub totally splashing my bathroom in the process and this scorpion ass wannabee was waterproof!! So I started panicking like shit it’s gonna crawl out of the tub because it started crawling the sides of the tub even as I was pouring handfuls of water on it so finally I ran to my night stand and got a half full can of lemon la Croix and pour it on the bitch until it swam into the drain!!! Shit!!!

WAIT WHAT HILARY DUFF HAS NEW MUSIC COMING?!?!