when your mom tells you to do the dishes
Literally wearing army pants and flip flops to my therapist right now
Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago
2 years ago
has anyone called her yet?
Apple of love
I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.
omg who is this girl
it took me like 5 minutes to realize she was saying chain and not churn
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
OMG so jilted right now cuz there was a huge bug with scorpion like pinchers on it crawling in my bathtub and I was like what the fuck so I didn’t wanna do the old tissue punch so I started scooping handfuls of water from my sink to my bathtub totally splashing my bathroom in the process and this scorpion ass wannabee was waterproof!! So I started panicking like shit it’s gonna crawl out of the tub because it started crawling the sides of the tub even as I was pouring handfuls of water on it so finally I ran to my night stand and got a half full can of lemon la Croix and pour it on the bitch until it swam into the drain!!! Shit!!!
WAIT WHAT HILARY DUFF HAS NEW MUSIC COMING?!?!