Literally getting pummeled by this angry massage chair while my feet are being bubbled in the boiler. Awaiting a Chinese chick to buff my situation
OMG I’m getting my first mani pedi!!! I’m getting glitter gold toes and this cute grandma metallic beige on my fingers. Thoughts??
i have to make fake non edible holiday cupcakes for my stagecraft class and i just went to home depot and got scary like foam stuff that dads use to fix stuff
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
Teach the babies. PLEASE.
it could also be do, date, or die
OMG no the best thing just happened to me in my math class. My grandpa ass teacher was writing on the board and this girl was on her iPad in the front row and Siri went off and was like “I’m sorry I didn’t get that” and it was really loud and she tried shutting it off but the teacher heard it and was like
“What don’t you get?” And the girl was like “I didn’t say anything” and he was soooo peeved and confused and my whole class was LMFAOing. It was beautiful.
Everyone always says garbage can but have you ever stopped to think that maybe garbage can’t? Stop pressuring garbage today!